Thank you Imen for sending me this foward. Atleast it made me smile though I wonder if these are real Chinese words. Vic, can you help me out here? My feeling is, these phrases are how Chinese people who dont know English speak English phrases. But...it was fun reading them. ;)

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

ENGLISH CHINESE

That's not right Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa